Tatey Masher Torture Tool
a device that is used when people need to go to the toilet either for a sh-t or a p-ss and u dont let them, u take the tatey masher and stab their belly causing them to do their business there and then.
great party trick :d
someone tells u they need the toliet, u ascort them to the tatey masher torture tool and stab them unexpectedly!
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