euphemism for masturbation.
person 1: “wanna go to the mall?”
person2: “no sorry, i gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel.”
- ankle cracker
a small person that has no other talents than being able to crack ankles due to their short stature. person 1: “d-mn, that peyton is such an ankle cracker.” person 2: “yeah, no one even saw her coming.”
- asian weeaboo
a j-panese man (or a woman) that is obsessed with america weeaboo: i love j-pan asian weeaboo: i love americaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
- chum about
to hang out with a friend just because there’s nothing else to do. wanna chum about on friday? sure! wanna chum about on friday? sure!
when you eat too much all-bran and sh-t a loaf the size of an infant. d-mn, my -ss is still sore from giving birth to that branchild this morning.
- drum thump
getting f-cked in the ear hole i was about about to get a bl-w j-b, but she turned her head at last second, so i drum thumped her, bro!