Taxfree Tattoo
a tattoo on or above the neckline, which will prevent you from getting or holding any job in the future that will pay taxes.
oh you’ll find work all right, it might be as an enforcer for the h-ll’s angels, but you’ll still find work.
me: i got a new tattoo!
friend: awesome what is it!
me: it’s this awesome raven right on my cheek how didn’t you notice that?!
friend: i was hoping you didn’t actually get a taxfree tattoo.
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