taylor swift syndrome
as everyone knows, after joe jonas or whatever jobro broke up with taylor swift, she went crazy. tss or taylor swift syndrome is a syndrome in which girls can get after being recently dumped by their boyfriends. symptoms include:
wanting revenge
being clingy
talking non-stop about your x on a tv show.
wanting to talk non-stop about your x on a tv show.
role playing you and your x with barbie dolls.
gaby: i am so going to kill evan for dumping me!
haley: why? he just broke up with you, you can’t help that he doesn’t like you…
gaby: oh yeah?! well i bought a spot on oprah so i could talk about how horrible he is and then sabotage his life!
haley: are you sure you don’t have tss?
gaby? what the f-ck is tss?
haley: taylor swift syndrome you dork!
the taylor swift syndrome is when a person male or female cannot seem to hold on to a man/woman. it seems that everyone there with breaks up with them, they always end up alone.
said person fails to realize that maybe the problem is them, and not the people they have tried to date.
you never seem to be able to hold onto a man or a woman you must have the taylor swift syndrome. maybe you are the problem!
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