TBS: Tight Bum Syndrome
the action at which some one, who is nervous, clenches their b-tt cheeks in antic-p-tion of a specific anxiety/nerve inducing event. -walking is sometimes difficult, although it does make your -ss look out of this world.
bob:”hey todd, how’s it going”
todd: “not so good, i have a huge presentation today and i have a serious case of tbs,i’m so nervous.”
bob: “ya you are walking pretty funny right now, but your -ss needs sp-ce boots, cause it’s out of this world.”
bob: “wait, what’s tbs?”
todd: tbs: tight b-m syndrome.
bob: “oh ya, that happens to me all the time, actually it’s happening right now, give it a feel.
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