Tea and Crumpets
british codeword meaning beer and hos. sometimes used when one wants to ditch an undesirable third member of their party by making their night sound boring. other times used to signal its time to leave, or it is often used to fool the commoner.
bloke, you ready to get some tea and crumpets tonight?(high fives)
chap 1: so what are you fellows doing tonight?
chaps 2 and 3: oh, nothing, thought we might go and get some tea and crumpets.
chap 1: oh, well i better be off
chaps 2 and 3:…..score!
mother: where do you think your going laddy?
son: oh nowhere mummy, just thought i’d go get some tea and crumpets?
mother: ok, well have fun deary!
the act of a male individual throwing a reverse cowgirl or squatting over a woman or man, and dipping his n-ts-ck and c-ck (aka man junk) into their mouth and making sure his -sshole is grinding on their nose.
usually reserved for an especially vicious slam, use of this phrase can be for the fun of it.
“you just served up some tea and crumpets”
“would you like some tea and crumpets?”
code word for having s-x while you are on the phone and your mom is in the room.
larry and i had tea and crumpets last night in an ally way
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