Team Switzerland


refers to people who can’t decide between edward cullen and jacob black, of the twilight saga.
person 1: ‘edward or jacob?’
person 2: ‘i’m team switzerland, you get the best of both worlds.’
person 1: ‘you indecisive noob.’

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