Team Warrior Poet
proper noun: derived from the greatest endurance race team ever to come out of belmont, north carolina. also, the only endurance race team ever to come out of belmont, north carolina. consequently, this also makes them the worst endurance race team ever to come out of belmont, north carolina. in the annals of history, this team made a name for themselves by being perpetually inferior to legitimate teams such as team grayskull, thereby becoming the laughing stock of their community.
the term “team warrior poet” can be used to describe an instance in which one group of individuals is clearly inferior to all of their counterparts, even to the point of absurdity.
see also: jobber; jobbers; jabronis.
person 1: “did you see the way our football team clobbered the other squad 42-0?”
person 2: “yeah, man. those other guys were like our team warrior poet.”
_________
coach: “man, these guys are beating us so bad we look like team warrior poet out there…”
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