teaspoon leg it out of here
when the boston tea party were rumbled by the british, whilst drinking tea. they were awful at improvising a term so decided to ‘teaspoon leg it out of here’.
this can be used to get out of a situation of awkwardness.
person 1: how did you get out of the sit with that -rs-hole miles?
person 2: i totally had to teaspoon leg it out of here
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