tech touch of death


what someone has when they break technology or gadgets easily just by touching or holding it. usually women have it more than men.
guy1: dude, i lent my laptop to your girlfriend for five minutes and it already broke! is every girl so bad with technology?
guy2: yeah, they all got the tech touch of death.

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