techno-narcissist
one who obsessively tweets, fb updates, blogs, posts video of himself all in the name of shameless self-promotion (generally without actually having a skill or talent to promote)
mark can’t stop publicizing the minutiae of his life- in the twelve status updates he posts daily, his twenty a day tweeting habit, his obsession with posting vids of himself on youtube doing nothing.
“mark had pizza for lunch today.”
“mark is on an escalator”.
“mark is in a parking lot.” no one cares mark. stop being such a techno-narcissist.
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