Techolm Syndrome
pr-nounced; tech-home syndrome
stockholm syndrome;
…is a psychological state in which the victims of a kidnapping, or persons detained against their free will – prisoners – develop a relationship and acceptance of/with their captor(s).
whereas, techolm syndrome is a common state most of us suffer from, where we genuinely do accept, and build up a tolerance for, the faults and unnecessary rituals of our modern technology.
guy 1: what are you doing with your mobile phone?
guy 2: oh, it’s a little weird, i have to lick the battery twice and rub the screen against my elbow, otherwise the call won’t go through. i’m used to it.
guy 1: dude, you have techolm syndrome.
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