teen beach movie


a typical disney movie: featuring wannabe actors with no true ability attempting to sing. mackenzie (or mack) is an extremely unrelatable character with a disgustingly sweaty boyfriend.
teen beach movie actors: i know what girls like. girls like boys like me.

me:uhh, no. no, we don’t.

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