Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles
a tv show/game starring four turtles that fell into toxic waste as young’uns, and developed deformites over the years as they hit p-b-rty. they liked to pretend old, decrepid rat thought them ninja moves, and then went out to try saving something. they enjoy pizza and live in a sewer. they are probably mostly all gay because there is only one female in the series.
“i just delivered a pizza to the teenaged mutant ninja turtles, only instead of sauce, it was blood tested with hiv positive!”
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