teenie weenie
what some of the authors of many of these definitions seem to have.
you can tell when someone has a teenie weenie (or the female equivalent: a shriveled cl-toris or yet worse – a shriveled soul!) by the bitterness in their words. sad.
an incredibly small p-n-s, often smaller than that of an infant’s.
guy 1: “wow, i heard henry sick just got dumped.”
guy 2: “yeah, his girlfriend was tired of his teenie-weenie. she told me if it was any smaller it’d be a cl-t.”
guy 1: “yeah, i always pegged him for having a c-ck that would make a baby-carrot look like a blimp.”
guy 2: “me too, i felt really bad for her so naturally i let her slurp my c-ck-monster as a condolence.”
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