Tempur-Pedic Tatties
natural lady br–sts so soft that you could fall sleep on them for minutes, hours or even days.
#1) did you see katy perry on snl last nite?! those were some tempur-pedic tatties.
#2) i perfer voluptuous women for their tempur-pedic tatties.
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