tempurpedic vagina
the state in which a v-g-n- has been so beat up courtesy of your manhood that it feels like a glove to you, but an awkward mess of stalact-tes and stalagmites to others.
jt tried getting in on barry’s ex, but her tempurpedic v-g-n- made it feel like banging a lubed up conch sh-ll. mission aborted.
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