Tennessee Kisser
during a threesome, the man puts his b-lls in one girls mouth and then the second girl slaps the ball sucker in the face as hard as she can. this results in the ball sac being stretched through the teeth and tightening around the b-lls, which can’t escape the mouth because of the teeth. the sensation is painful and sickening if sober, but while incredibly drunk and h-rny it’s f-ckin awesome. also makes great pictures.
matt was so drunk and h-rny last night he forced his mom and his sister to give him a tennessee kisser… but i don’t know if that’s why he didn’t show up to work today boss.
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