tennessee meat derby
a large, orgy like, activity of incest. tennessee meat derbies usually occur in southern family reunions.
now that we dun got that “meet and greet” stuff outta da way, time fur a tennessee meat derby, yeehawwww! i call dibs on aunt thelma!
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