Teutonic Plague
an irrational fetish for germans, german culture, or those of german descent.
characterized by instant attraction to anyone who looks efficient. if someone meeting that description is not available, one can express teutonic plague by half-hearted attempts to learn german, collect kinder eggs, or watch long depressing german movies, such as das boot.
1. “oh man, that guy’s little gl-sses, short cut hair and totally expressionless way of efficiently doing things is making me so hot! i must have come down with the teutonic plague!”
2. “i have the teutonic plague. you had me at hallo.”
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