Texas Barrel Smoker
a drunken redneck who blows his fellow cowboys in the black-angus parking lot in exchange for warm cans of hamms.
jess had only lived in texas one year after being released from prison, but already had a reputation with the houston truckers social circle as being the local texas barrel smoker.
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