Texas Chainsaw Slot Machine
you are just railing at a girl hardcore and then you decide to get crazy. you start off by loading a roll of quarters in the girls -ss, then you put in some -n-l beads. then you plant a foot on her -ss. you rip them out and the quarters fly everywhere!
dude, so me and my bros were in vegas last weekend and we were just ripped! we found some hooker and she showed us the texas chainsaw slot machine! let’s just say we hit the jackpot!
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