texas kayak


a s-xual position in which two men stand on either side of another person (usually a man) and are given simultaneous handjobs.

traditionally, this takes place between straight males as punishment for losing or general humiliation. however, in can mean any 3 people arranged in this double-handjob configuration.
after losing the round of disc golf, kevin gave his friends a texas kayak.

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