Texas Steam Shovel
when you shat in a girls mouth and then make her deep throat your d-ck
i gave her a texas steam shovel last night.
when you take a long submarine shaped piece of sh-t, freeze it completely, and use it as a ribbed d-ld- for your -ss
i f-ck myself with sh-t
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