Texas swamp ass
an unpleasant sweaty experience that happens in the chode/-n-s region after sitting for too long, or perhaps walking around six flags over texas. basically uncontrollable sweating of the -ss. typically referred to as “swamp -ss” however when in the state of texas everything is bigger, and this is no exception; swamp -ss is far worse in texas.
also texas swamp -ss is a alcoholic beverage created by c guido and c chamb don’t f-ck around with that b-chamb, the drink consists of kaluha, kettle one vodka, and chocolate milk.
p-tricky: hey homeboy, let’s walk over to the texas giant yo.
c-money: you have to give me a few seconds, i got a serious case of texas swamp -ss right about now.
also
c: what drink are you making? i just want to pour them all over me.
p: why it’s texas swamp -ss, of course. you know how i be.
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