texas time-bomb


setting someone’s alarm clock then defecating on it so the as to listen to the response
that girl i went home with last night, i texas time-bombed her -ss

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  • Textbitched

    when someone keeps texting you b-tching about sh-t you either don’t remember, don’t care about, or did but still don’t give a f-ck. “what are you doin?” –“sittin here gettin textb-tched at by ______” “that’s gay, what are you gonna do?” –“sit here and not give a f-ck for a few more minutes. then no […]

  • textcessive

    excessive texting. “i got like 20 texts from jenny last night.” “man, that’s textcessive.”

  • texter space

    when you are so involved in text messaging you block out everything around you. dude! watch out for that car! sorry i was in texter sp-ce

  • Text Foul

    when someone sends you a text message that pretty much ends the conversation because there is no way of responding without either starting a whole new conversation or sounding like an idiot. example 1 shy guy: “hey so i saw this great movie the other day.” hot girl: “k” shy guy: “ouch that text foul […]

  • Texton

    texton when someone becomes aroused, male or female after receiving a s-xual text or the desired outcome between individuals during a s-xting session. wow, i really got a texton today after texting with jennifer. you know when you send me texts like that, i really get a texton. i bet a can give you a […]


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