Texas tumbleweed
the acc-mulation of p-b-s found on bars of soap
when i used my friends bathroom, to my amazement i picked up the soap to find a large texas tumbleweed on it
after receiving “road-head” the driver opens the p-ssenger door and kicks the b-tch out.
look at that b-tch on the side road, she must be texas tumbleweed.
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