Texas Wiggly Smack


the fine art of shaving your b-lls, letting the hair grow back just a little (typically a day or two) and then smacking someone in the face with your b-lls and then dragging them across the victims face.
the texas wiggly smack is best done while the victim is awake for maximum effect

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