text message hand job
a text message hand job is when you are getting the “run around” from friends or family thru text messages. when you call no one answers or the reception is said to be very bad or they are in a dead zone.
tom: hey billy,i tried texting todd and sue to see what they are doing tonite, but they text back they aren’t sure, todds gonna check with sue, and then sue told me she’s gotta check with todd. typical sat-rday night text message hand job !
billy: f-ck them man! lets get some bank and hit the strip club, nothing but real handjobs going on there !
tom: h-lls yeah ! !
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