textbook my meat
the act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (p-n-s, t-st-cl-s).
i’m going to textbook my meat. ow!
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- Textsand
like quicksand, but in the context of texting. aka virtual quicksand. a metaphorical state where things have gotten out of control and one starts to panic at the thought of the predicament they have gotten themselves into, from texting. texter 1: hey texter 2: hey texter 1: wanna come over? texter 2: now? it’s 12:30 […]
- text screen
1. the act of purposely ignoring ones text message (possibly because of hatred or annoyance) guy 1: “d-mn broseff, that b-tch is texting me again!” guy 2: “text screen that hoe then”
- textsmile
the expression someone makes while reading a text that brings them great pleasure when i got a text from my buddy telling me my ex girfriend got knocked up by one her students, i had a huge textsmile that took days to get rid of
- Textual frustration
the feeling one gets when no new text or voicemail alerts arrive for an extended period of time. textual satisfaction it’s like my phone is dead; i think i’m feeling some textual frustration. i’m sorry, i’m just a little textually frustrated because i haven’t been texted all day.
- T-gimp
the foreskin of a turkey’s p-n-s. a usual cajun turkey boil will contain ingredients such as turkey neck bones, t-gimps, and liver…..delicious!