That Sucks Day


april 15: the sh-ttiest day in april aka tax day aka the due date to file your taxes.

the day where hundreds of thousands of procrastinators form miles-long lines to the post office at 11:50pm on april 15 because they waited until the last minute to file their taxes. (even though you get 4 months to do so)

to add to the suckiness of this day, it is also the anniversary of abraham lincoln’s -ss-ssination and the sinking of the t-tanic.
that sucks day is basically an american tradition/holiday in itself

to celebrate that sucks day, it is fitting to go to your local post office and laugh at the idiots waiting in line five minutes before midnight because you filed your taxes months ago

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