that’s not what I asked


the ultimate come back and douche bag saying in any applicable situation.

it can properly be said at any time the yes/no question asked is not directly and simply answered with a “yes” or in some instances, a “no.”

this saying may or may not be accompanied with a sacktap.
james: “hey nick did you buy beer for tonight?”
nick: “well i went to the liquor store but i didn’t have my wall–”
james: “that’s not what i asked dipsh-t” (followed by a sacktap)

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