That’s what I told my first wife.


much like the popular phrase “that’s what she said”, “that’s what i told my first wife” can apply to male only references. the first known use was by michael thor lengies sept. 2012.
perfect set ups:
“it’s doesn’t get any harder than this.” “that’s what i told my first wife.”

sarcastic:
“i always wear condoms.” “that’s what i told my first wife.”

out of no where:
“i’ve got a date at 9:00.” “that’s what i told my first wife.”

self degrading humor:
“i’m just not a one woman man.” “yeah, that’s what i told my first wife.”

thats what he said, thats what she said, inuendo, s-xual,

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