the 4/10 rule of homosexuality
if something is .4 (4/10) g-y, or less, it is not g-y because you round .4 to 0.
if something is .5 (5/10) or more, it is g-y, because you round up to 1.
some things that are .5 g-y or more:
kissing with tongue
eating -ss (while both men are naked. if only one is naked, it is 4/10 g-y)
completely nude -n-l (10/10 g-y)
.4 g-y and lower:
kissing with no tongue
-ss slaps
unintentional d-ck on d-ck contact
all things that are deemed g-y may be sanctioned to 0 on the g-yness scale by saying, “no h-m-” after the g-y act
boy 1: “i ate his -ss, is that g-y?”
boy 2: “were you both naked?”
1: “yes. why?”
2: “yeah it’s g-y, it’s 7/10 g-y so you round to 1”
1: “oh sh-t! i forgot about the 4/10 rule of h-m-s-xuality”
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