the absentia lardum effect
the overwhelming sensation to consume bacon when the body witnesses something so utterly bland, tasteless, or otherwise unappealing.
i was walking past a vegan restaurant one day when i was suddenly overcome by the absentia lardum effect. i immediately proceeded to the nearest fast food chain for a double bacon cheeseburger.
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