The Alarm Clock
it is when you set the alarm clock for like five minutes later than the time it is currently and then straddle the girl so your over her face and then when the alarm rings you bust a load in her face as she wakes up
“thanks to fairleigh d-ckinson university”
yo bro this morning i gave my girl the alarm clock!
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