the Alaskan snow dog
when your doing a girl doggy style on the top of a staircase. she needs to be holding on to the top stair and you yell “mush” thrust as hard as you can and ride her down the stairs.
i gave that girl the alaskan snow dog… she’s in the hospital now…
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