The Amanda Quinn Theory
for every instance (x) that an amanda quinn tells you you’re wrong, and every instance (y) that you are right, x will always equal y.
x(amanda quinn tells you you’re wrong)=y(you are wright)
ethan:”yoooooo, i totally aced that chem test!!!”
evan:”forreal?!?”
ethan:”yea yo, amanda quinn told me i got every question wrong. so using the amanda quinn theory i aced it!”
evan:”ohhhh, ardvark. you must’ve aced it then.”
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