The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate
he’s the amazing, one-eyed,one-armed pirate, but only metaphorically, you see, he has both arms and eyes,the thing is,this guy, who really loves this girl, so much that he’d be willing to lose an arm, an eye, or even something worse, if thats what it took to prove his love, but it doesn’t matter, because the amazing, one-eyed,one-armed pirate never had a choice in the matter he sails alone, trying to forget his problems with an eye patch, and a bottle dark eyes.
oh look, it’s the amazing, one-eyed,one-armed pirate… he looks lonesome out there.
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