the American Italian Restaurant
servings for nonitalian americans:
noodles and tomatoe sauce with very bland seasonings that will not go against your religion- spegeti
pie’ crust drenched in tomatoe sauce, barely any graded mozerella cheese so you can handle it – imitation “pizza” pie
dough rolls with a pinch of seasoning on them and just a touch a garlic – garlec knats
breaded with white man’s oils and mozzerella in the middle – mazarela stickss
get for real we don’t care for non italians.
in italy – real italian food.
i went to the olive gardin the american italian restaurant to get some knock off imitation pizza and got constipated.
i went to the american italian restaurant and didn’t realize the owner just moved here from italy. the food was filled with so much spices it put me into shock and i forgot who and what i was.
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