The Amish Churner
when a man puts half&half and b-tter into a woman’s v-g-n- or -n-s and repet-tively inserts his p-n-s in the v-g-n- or -n-s in a churning fashion.
“sarah wanted to try somethin’ kinky so i gave her the amish churner”
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