the anal pretzel
they call this one “yoga in the sac”. it is gender fluid and it will rock your socks off if done correctly. perform some nice leg stretches before executing this revolutionary s-x position; don’t wanna pull a hammy when you’re on a one way ticket to pound town. one partner will stretch their legs behind their head to where their feet cross behind their skull, leaving them shaped like a pretzel and their b-m open for whatever. the other partner then proceeds to take the dirt road home while their pretzeled partner just lies there and accepts.
“natasha went into the -n-l pretzel last night and it was glorious.”
“david couldn’t sit for a week after he went into -n-l pretzel mode for his lover.”
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