The Angry Bird
commonly mistaken for the popular video game. this activity involves and usually occurs during prolonged car journeys; the individual(s), to p-ss the time and amuse themselves, resort to flipping the ‘bird’ at random pedestrians and other vehicles in hope of deriving an amusing/aggressive reaction. one should use it with caution especially when both vehicles are stationary.
i was bored in the car so resorted to playing ‘the angry bird’ with my brother.
“did you see that hipster’s face when i gave him ‘the angry bird’ when he stepped out of starbucks?”
“perhaps i shouldn’t have done the ‘the angry bird’ when we were stopping at the traffic lights…”
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