The Angry Couch Potatos
when two dudes get into a confrontation that escalates to the point that one dude makes a completely irrational decision.
said arguer proceeds to remove all clothing except the shirt on his back and try’s to put his genitalia on or around the others face by way of force.
“dude, you put your -sshole covered finger in my mouth!!!”
“wait, what are you doing? “(alarmed)
“i cant believe you put your -sshole juice in my mouth!!!!!!”
“stop! why are you mostly naked?!!”
( arguer proceeds to try and deliver the angry couch potatos on the other’s face. all else are in awe of current situation)
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