the anti-Hitler
a moustache that doesn’t meet in the middle, usually because the ‘tache owner cannot grow hair directly underneath their nose on their philtrum, where the entirety of adolf hitler’s moustache was located.
technically it is two seperate moustaches.
“i am growing a moustache, but because i don’t grow hair in the middle, i will have to grow the anti-hitler instead.”
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