The Apocalypse Of Emo


the day every decent human being waits for.
and we don’t mean the grunge sub-culture that appeared in the early 90s,we mean the hot topic wearing,livejournal writting,laguna beach watching,whiny pimply white 15 year olds that currently overrun the earth.
and on that day;we shall strip down to our birthday suits,blast the libertines from our car stereos and shout “the revolution lives!”
jesus will come down and play the solo of “i wanna be sedated” on the eve of the apocalypse of emo.

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