The Arizona Batman


the art of rubbing your -ss a day or so after shaving with rough stubble on it between and on a girls chest while placing the bat on her face…the bat is the art of spreading the spare skin on your nuts to look like a bat wing
my girlfriend is into superheros so i gave her the arizona batman

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