The Armenian Sledgehammer
while receiving head (preferably with your partner on all fours, not on knees), ball your hand into a tight fist and hit your them as hard as you can in the r-ct-m, directly before ejaculating. not only is this hilarious, it also feels great.
john: “how was last night with tom?”
kate: “it was great until tom hit me with the armenian sledgehammer.”
john: “ooh… that sucks.”
kate: “i won’t be able to sit right for a week.”
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