the armpit of boulder
longmont, colorado
boulder’s smellier neighbour. (due to turkey processing plants)
lots of people who grew up in the boulder area had to move there because boulder got way too expensive over-night.
hooray inflation!
yep, we’re back in the armpit of boulder, it smells.
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