The Awkward Seat
the awkward seat (n.)-
1. the seat in between parties in a crowded movie theater. it is usually left vacant in order to avoid any awkward tension between two strangers.
i moved to the middle as far as i could without occupying the awkward seat next to that scary fat chick and her b-tchy looking friends.
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